Jason’s Parody: The Three Fat Pigs and the Straw Eating Mouse

Three Pigs went into the wilderness to buy themselves some houses. They all got one big house and made it out of straw. The Straw Eating Mouse came up the path. And the mouse said “Let me in by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin. Or I’ll just come in.” Then the little Straw Eating Mouse ate a hole in the house the size of a mouse and the three Big Fat Pigs ate the mouse for lunch.

And then the Big Bad Wolf came walking down the path and he said “let me in or I will huff and puff and I’ll blow your house down.” Then the Big Bad Wolf saw the little hole.

The End.

Then the Big Bad Wolf said “You are not supposed to end it now. The story’s not done yet!”

“Hey, I’m the author here” said Jason. “Well, OK, fine. It’s not the end. I’ll let you eat the Three Fat Pigs.”

So the Wolf goes in the little hole and eats the Fat Pigs for supper.

The End. (OK Wolf!?)

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I am a homeschooling mom to two sweet, energetic boys although I am probably not exactly what you would expect (definitely NOT your stereotypical homeschooler, if there is really such a thing). I support progressive political causes (yes, liberals can and do homeschool!) and I have found a spiritual home in the Unitarian Universalist Church. I have no real idea of how I want to use this blog, but will probably focus on homeschooling, things that I am learning from my boys, personal thoughts and opinions and maybe some liberal politics thrown in, who knows!
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One Response to Jason’s Parody: The Three Fat Pigs and the Straw Eating Mouse

  1. Jess says:

    That was a great story! Had me laughing…